Flirt Facebook Status

• I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

• Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

• I dont need to dream, I got you!

• Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

• My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

• You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

• If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

• Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

• There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

• I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.

• 8 billion People In This World And I Only Want You.

• I have a big hug waiting for you anytime you need one.

• It doesn’t require a special day to express how much I Love You. If every ordinary day is more than special when I am with you.

• Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

• Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move ….. and you are married :)

• If God ever created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it for himself.

• Far in distance, but near at heart, you’ll always be the angel of my heart.

• The truth is words can’t define the way I feel for you.

• There’s no awkwardness between us. I am fine with just staring into your eyes and getting lost in sleepless day dreams with you.

• Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.

• One smile can’t change the world but your smile changes mine.

• I will always have this piece of my heart that smiles whenever I think about you.

• Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.

• It’s amazing how I look up into the stars, and you’re the first thing that comes into my mind.

• When I’m with you, the only place where I want to be is CLOSER ;)

• When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life.

• I know all kinds of candies and all kinds of chocolates are sweet. But, nothing can compare to the sweetness of my lips.

• I see you with my heart not with my eyes.

• YOU have no idea how fast my heart beats when I …… SEE YOU.

• I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

• Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

• You have no ideas how much you mean to me.

• I am a fish out of water without YOU!

• My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

• Honestly I have no idea how to live without you.

• 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

• Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

• You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath :)

• Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

• I need you like a heart needs a beat.

• I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

• The only person that goes through my mind is you.

• I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

• Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

• You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about :)

• When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.

• Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

• I LOVE the way you HURT me!

• The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

• Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

• When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

• God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

• I can’t read lips unless they are touching mine.

• It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

• All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

• I dont need to dream, I got you!

• I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

• I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

• God was showing off when He created you.

• I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

• I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

• My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

• It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

• You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

• There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

• Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

• Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

• If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

• Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

• I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

• You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

• If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

• Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

• Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

• I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

• To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

• I have high double standards.

• How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

• The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

• If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

• Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

• If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

• We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

• I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

• Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

• If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

• There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

• I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

• If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

• If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

• I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

• Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

• It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

• Let make it short and simple, I love you.

• Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

• Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

• What time do you have to be back in heaven?

• You are the like of my like.

• Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

• I’m 50% single.

• Stolen kisses are always sweetest….

• I’m falling in like you know.