Exam Status

• “In a British University, a final exam question on Business was: “Define what risk is”. The shortest answer ever at one word was : “This.” The student handed the essay in and got 100%.”

• Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

• There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work learning from failure.

• if it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an exuse…

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam…

• They gave me the questions which i don’t know, So i wrote answers which they don’t know. Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

• It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall And We Smile At Each Other And Say: Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D

• If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work

• Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

• Time to study no time to waste, I the great man must gain every second of the day.

• Exam On Life OFF!!!!

• “Example Is Not The Main Thing In Influencing Others, it is the only thing.”

• I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

• I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam.

• It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No To Exams.

• Group Project: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit :)

• Low of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared :)

• Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

• During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

• What is the main reason for failure? …………………….. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

• 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.

• Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

• Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) ;-)

• I’m visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I’m going to graduate.

• After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.

• The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.

• The fate of empires depends upon the education of the youth.

• A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

• A good example has twice the value of good advice..

• Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

• The examined life is no picnic.

• Make yourself an example, achieve it, but don’t hurt anyone on the way up. I don’t think I did that.

• The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.

• If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.

• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

• Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men’s clothes..

• The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..

• Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

• The worst thing I ever tried was being normal

• Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!

• I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

• When the student is ready, the master appears.

• I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated

• If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

• Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.

• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

• The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

• Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams.

• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

• The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

• 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

• Student who changes tha course of history is now probably taking exam.

• In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

• The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.