Facebook Pregnancy Status

• Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

• I’m In love with a child i h aven’t yet met….

• Families With Babies, And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

• Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

• Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

• There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

• My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

• The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

• If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

• Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

• The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.

• A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

• Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.

• Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

• No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.

• Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

• A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.

• Remz is looking up baby names.

• Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.

• Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.

• Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due..

• Riya is eating for two.

• Silly is going to be a baby mama!

• Amanda apparently has two heartbeats right now.