Insult Facebook Status


  • The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.
  • Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.
  • Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)
  • Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
  • Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
  • Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
  • Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
  • I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
  • If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
  • If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
  • Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  • Are your parents siblings?
  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  • Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
  • How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
  • If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
  • I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  • Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
  • Mix with people with a good attitude.
  • If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
  • Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
  • 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
  • Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
  • How would you like to feel the way you look?
  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
  • I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
  • Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
  • Do u practice being this ugly?
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…
  • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
  • Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…
  • Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

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